Celebrity Therapist prescribes to you the state of our current culture’s most toxic energy and excess in one room, but it’s for your own good. Using the Callous Daoboys as the conduit for these procedures, it’s a means of exorcising the worlds ills from your psyche through the Atlanta collective’s gloriously over-saturated approach to grinding metalcore, skull-splintering math rock, an experimental et al. of pop, noise, funk, and blues, and a healthy amount of Hot Topic emo sleaze that confronts hypocritical principals of dogma and existential bedlam. It’s a radical treatment, and yet the band’s formula of madness works in spite of how absurdist it sounds on paper, because after all: None of this life or reality we live really makes sense. Celebrity Therapist is merely the ear listening to that melodic malady, and giving you the tools to deal with it head on.

Highlights: “A Brief Article Regarding Time Loops”, “The Elephant Man In the Room”, “Star Baby”

The Callous Dao Boys’ Celebrity Therapist is available now on MNRK Heavy / Modern Static.

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